St. Alphonso’s Pancake Library New England’s largest circulating pancake library with over 300,000 flapjacks, hotcakes, and Pfannküchen from 47 countries. Notable for its collection of unleavened incunabula.

1539 Flipside Blvd. Damariscotta ME 04543 USA

Sunday Noon 10 pm Monday 8 am 10 pm Tuesday 8 am 10 pm Wednesday 8 am 10 pm Thursday 8 am 10 pm Friday 8 am 9 pm Saturday Noon 9 pm thegriddle@stalphonsospancakelibrary.com Reference Ulysses K. Fishwick fishwick@stalphonsospancakelibrary.com 555-1234 Circulation Yolanda P. Ipswich yolanda@stalphonsospancakelibrary.com 555-5678 Syrup Is Us Hilary Harpmuscle karl@stalphonsospancakelibrary.com 555-0192 Incunabula Carefully preserved specimens from the first half-century of flapjacks. 814 Flapjack Instruction How to flip, flop, and – most important of all – cite hotcakes. Library of Sorrows Prepare to mope!

P.O. Box 1234 Emporia KS 74397 USA

Monday 9 am 5 pm Tuesday 9 am 5 pm Wednesday Noon 8 pm Thursday 9 am 5 pm Friday 9 am 5 pm Saturday Noon 5 pm woe@alasalack.org Melancholias Interlibrary Despair M. E. Wye wyeme@alasalack.org 234-5678 Woes of the World Selected afflictions and suffering in 47 languages. 35000 Picturing Despondency Images of despair from Mediæval times to the present. 4200 Mediated Sobbing Make use of our experts’ expertise in extracting maximum melancholy. Current Irrelevancy Keep up to date on all the meaninglessness that’s out there. (Well, selected meaninglessnesses anyhow…) Biblioteko je librojn esperantojn Malgranda biblioteko je vortojn enuigajn.

23 Strato Brasiko Malbona Kvartalo Urbaĉo Ŝtiparo T94/K27 Malregno

Monday 10 am 4 pm Tuesday 10 am 4 pm Wednesday 10 am 4 pm Thursday 10 am 4 pm Friday 10 am 1 pm malpersono@malmalmalo.com Ĉambro Malgranda None. N. O. Won nil@nibi.com 000-0000 Kvartokvarto Libroj kvartaĝoj pe antaŭ kaj ksprabjaŭ. 404 Current Irrelevancy Keep up to date on all the meaninglessness that’s out there. (Well, selected meaninglessnesses anyhow…)