Imaginary Library Services

Services provided by the imaginary libraries

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Flapjack Instruction

How to flip, flop, and – most important of all – cite hotcakes.

St. Alphonso’s Pancake Library

Mediated Sobbing

Make use of our experts’ expertise in extracting maximum melancholy.

Library of Sorrows

Current Irrelevancy

Keep up to date on all the meaninglessness that’s out there. (Well, selected meaninglessnesses anyhow…)

Library of Sorrows

Current Irrelevancy

Keep up to date on all the meaninglessness that’s out there. (Well, selected meaninglessnesses anyhow…)

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